in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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