the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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