oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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