I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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