I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
They took my balls.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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