Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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