She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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