you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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