I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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