He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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