Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it's not cheating when I paid for it
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
