I can tuck mytits in my pants
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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