I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
