Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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