i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I currently don't understand fingers.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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