just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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