we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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