Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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