Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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