READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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