guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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