I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
