talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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