Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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