Christians are straight up FREAKS
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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