with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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