I'm really into asian looking animals
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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