There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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