Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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