If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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