i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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