I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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