i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
only if we run a train.
done.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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