I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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