to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I currently don't understand fingers.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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