you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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