Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
How external is "for external use only"?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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