im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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