Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
The air taste purple.
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