I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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