Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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