Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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