I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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