as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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