He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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