love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize
