so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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