Jerry, you need to find god
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
