Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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