hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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