Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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