Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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